Funny Birthday Card – CALM DOWN – Vintage Sweary Humor

Funny birthday card with vintage child and puppy—perfect for high-energy personalities and sarcastic humor lovers. Cute meets brutally honest. A sweet child cuddles a puppy while delivering an unexpectedly blunt message: you need to calm the f*ck down. The contrast is instant comedy gold. • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • Thick recycled paper stock • Colorful envelope included (French Paper Co.) • Blank inside • Made in the USA • Use: Birthday, snarky humor Best for: Edgy boutiques, novelty gift shops, and customers who love cute-but-cutting humor.